What a treat being asked to write a guest blog for Eight Days a Week, otherwise known as Vampire Smitten…the day before Halloween. As my own readers might know, I consider my BlackBerry to be my fifth child, and have even considered dressing him up for Halloween. But, seeing as I can’t seem to get my real, live children ready every year on time, I decided instead that I would look at the ways that my BlackBerry provides me with tricks, and treats, almost every day of the year.
Some of his tricks:
- The phantom vibration – you know what I mean – you think you’re getting the buzz of a fresh new message – until you look down and realize your BlackBerry is not on your belt, but is across the room on the kitchen counter. (I like to call these Braxberry-Hicks. Those of you who have given birth will understand that one.)
- Sending me a buzzing confirmation that an email has come in…only to discover he’s just letting me know my last VERY IMPORTANT email didn’t get sent out.
- Letting me believe I could actually beat my highest score in BrickBreaker. I had FIVE flippin balls left for this one stage alone.
- Pretending to die but popping back to life with just a quick battery re-insertion (like a defibulator for the little guy)
But he also has some treats:
- Sending me an email with the subject line “Wine tonight?” just minutes after a previously scheduled late day meeting has been cancelled. You already have a sitter or spouse lined up. Score.
- Finding a new application for a new game which will keep you from having to listen to THOSE women at THAT gym class.
- A full battery, Twitter, and a quiet moment at a park while the kids play.
Happy Halloween – and remember – if the chocolate bar is smaller than your BlackBerry, the calories don’t count.
Kathy Buckworth
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