So I figured since everyone was writing a New Moon review so would I…
First of, let me just say that I’m not a twi-hard or twi-mom or a sparkly-vampire-lover. With that said, I wouldn’t mind if someone put a bow on top of Robert Pattinson’s head and dropped him off at my doorstep – naked for Christmas (but my husband would).
Second, Kristen you need to stop making those weird facial expressions (the ones that make you look like youre smelling something foul) and get into it more. The only parts where I saw you were into it was when you were lip-locking with Edward (and I totally dont blame you for that) but really?
Third, Edward you just need to stop sparkling because well, vampires arent supposed to sparkle, they turn to ash in the sunlight. I mean you’re hot with your pouty lips and your sharp teeth (you can bite me anytime you want) and your gorgeous eyes but.. yeah what was I saying? Oh, you need to be shirtless more often.. like Jacob (which makes me feel like a perv for staring at his sculpted abs) and now I lost my train of thought..
Oh and I like that they stuck more to the book on this one. They did way better than twilight for sure on that. And the fight scenes, Awesome. Jake transforming into the wolf was incredible! Overall I give it three sparkles because of them sticking to the story and Jacob’s abs.
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Tags: edward cullen, new moon, sparkly vampires, twilight
hilarious review. I’m not a twilight/new moon/vampire fan at all, but this made sense. I like that you put a lot of emphasis into the hot guys that are in it….this is very important to me too
Tee Hee! I haven’t read or seen the series, but know enough about it to understand the review. Hot guys are hot, what can you say! ;p