And by NSFF, I mean NOT SAFE FOR FAMILY. So if you are a family friend or family, please stop reading. Like right now. Because it would make me uncomfortable if you ever mention to me what you will read on this post. Your’re still reading? OMG. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Today On Girl Talk Thursday the topic is what would we do in a world without consequences, without being judged or without any hang-ups. A lot of girls are talking about their sexual fantasies and kinky-ness, like Cat. Kisha for example would want to be a stripper And me? I guess you can say that too, about me. Here’s a post that unleashes… my inner persona, you can say.
I’ve always wanted to be a burlesque dancer. If you don’t know what I’m talking about click on this youtube video and you will see what I’m talking about. See? Not trashy at all. There’s so much more to it than just a striptease. I would love to do something like that and not be judged because I’m a mother or because I’m married. But? I could never do it? Not because I’m not flexible, because that I am. It’s the graceful and coordinated part that I would have trouble with. Have you seen me walk? Even if I have flats on, my body will somehow find a way to fall and lose balance.
If you read my post and I made you want to become a burlesque dancer, you should read this first. The article teaches about the basics of burlesque dancing like what kind of music to choose, the shoes you should choose, and the choreography. It all depends on what kind of burlesque dancer you’d want to be and how much clothes you’d take off.
**If that didn’t work out for me, then I’d want to rob a bank or something, or cheat on the lottery somehow and win the mega-billions. That’s right. I said billions.**
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Holy small waist, Dita.
You should totally take a class! I know they have burlesque classes…you can learn grace! Go for it, girl!
Like I told you earlier on twitter you might, no not might, you ARE my new girl crush. We should go to Vegas together and dance at the Pussy Cat Doll Lounge.
Ok…now I’m going to go research being a burlesque dancer. There’s something more exotic in the name itself that is inticing.
Yay!
Mrs D
Burlesque is so awesome. I’m also incredibly uncoordinated… we should do “burlesque for clumsy girls” (which will really just involve sitting down, pouring margaritas, and watching vids on YouTube).
Ooooo…Tatiana, can I join that class?
That photo of Dita makes my belly hurt!
I will admit it would be very interesting and a class thats something that would indeed be cool and interesting!