So I know I haven’t been around here in like forever. But I kind of abandoned this blog and have been reblogging like crazy on Tumblr. If you’re not already on Tumblr, I don’t suggest you get one. It is one of those things that sucks up your soul time. And while its fun because you totally relate to things you see there, you’ll also be like what the hell happened to the past hour and then your toddler wakes up and is like watch me jump off the top of the couch and attempt to fly and ends up with a bump on her head.
Also… I’ve been pottytraining the toddler. Which is really like omg a pain on my ass.. Literally speaking.. Because I’m sitting there on the floor singing to her, reading to her, listening to her stories while she pretends to pee. So I have to fill her cup with milk and give her a juice pouch so she’ll finally go pee and is like I want stickers and chocolate and makeup. And you’re like whatever you want but omg just pee. So there’s a whole adventure because pottytraining is hard, yo. I don’t really care if I have to sit on the floor and wait twenty minutes. If she pees, I count that as a win because omg peepee in the potty? Is a huge effin deal to us right now. Better than wasting $20 bucks buying puppy pads for all over the apartment, right?
If you’re asking how the weaning is going? I’m just going to skip over this subject and point to that squirrel doing disco over there. I know. I know. She’s three. Leave me the eff alone. I don’t care what anyone tells me about it anymore. If you point and stare, I’ll get my friends to punch your face in. If you tell me she is too big then ill throw my hot coffee in your face because so what? Did you know that my daughter has only been sick once? One ear infection in all her three years. How many times has your toddler gotten sick? Yeah. #suckit
Also, a new catchy tune was brought to my attention yesterday night by my lovely pregnant friend Monique and its called Cali Girls. Its by Katy Perry… Let me just say right off the bat that I don’t like her… Because I want her legs. Have you seen them? But also.. I think she might be a robot or a stepford wive so I’m not so jealous anymore. Anyway have you listened to that song. Here, have a listen. I’ve included it on this post from my phone. Hopefully my blackberry attaches it and its not in one of its moods. Remus, my blackberry, has been trying to start a revolution and not wanting to do things for me lately. I mean how hard is it for it to prepare breakfast? Sheesh. Ungrateful. What I meant to say was.. Or ask.. Is What are your thoughts on this song? And who would call a nylon top, daisy dukes, and stilettos an outfit? A hooker, no? Also “so hot it will melt your popsicle”? Its obvious she hasn’t heard of slow melt popsicles because holy hell, those things last for quite a while.
I lived in California for quite a while and I NEVER saw anyone wearing an outfit like that. I mean Ew. Nylon and Jeans? That’s kind of worse than cutoff jean shorts with the pockets hanging out, in my opinion. Buuuut.. If you dress like this, take no offense… Or do.. It doesn’t really matter. Its my blog. And these are my opinions. Don’t like it? There’s the X on top of the window. I’m not going to lie and say that the melody isn’t catchy… And that I DON’T sing along to parts of the song because its totally catchy and I get why its popular but it just doesn’t send the right message out.
Now excuse me while I cry my eyes out watching Return of the King… Because who the hell DIDN’T cry in this movie? You know what? Don’t even tell me. This movie is totally tears worthy. But I’m emotional and Lord of the Rings are my favourite movies of all time. It has Fantasy, Kickass fight scenes, Hobbits, Hot Elves, Romance, Ents and an amazing storyline. If you haven’t seen any yet, go read the books first then let’s gush over how many things they left out of the movie when you watch it, okay? I’ll wait…
Before I forget to bring it up.. Because I don’t know when I’m coming around again.. If you guys were around a year ago, you’ll remember me talking about Blogathon a lot. And how I was blogging for twenty four straight hours every thirty minutes. If you remember.. Those last posts were kind of senseless… But I think I will manage this year. That is, if altblogathon actually manages to launch AltBlogathon. This is the deal. If it does happen. I will tweet about it and come by and announce it again, if you forget.. So I hope you’re subscribed or whatever because I’m blogging for a very worthy charity. If my plans do go through, I will be blogging for The Layla Grace Children’s Cancer Research. Something that is very heartbreaking and I wish didn’t exist. Oh I will be blogging my Blogathon adventures over at a different blog. Be sure to stop by on July 31st and cheer me on (AND DONATE) I will have a button/link/something up on the sidebar to make it easier for you to help. This is where I’ll be Blogathon Adventures
This has been brought to you by the letter U for Unicorn.. because my daughter has been asking for one and wants to know if we can get one at the zoo.
Pamela
